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What would you do if you were made of neutrinos?

Hallucination date - 25th May 2018


Inside a neutrino detector in Japan


I was driving my car and I parked in the Shell petrol station next to Amex, by Preston Park (I know this is not correct but it’s a dream, so…). I got out, put petrol in my car, and went to the toilet which was outside. After peeing, I washed my hands, but all the water went straight through them. At this point I realised that I was completely made out of neutrinos, which are particles with a very very small mass - maybe zero - and no electric charge. I do realise this is biologically and chemically and physically impossible, but it’s a dream! (If you really want to read more about neutrinos, take a look here).

I was massless! Instead of opening the door, I just floated through it, and although neutrinos are invisible, somehow you could see me. I deliberately walked into the road and into an oncoming car. They swerved to avoid me, but it was too late, and they ended up just driving straight through me, which was quite a surprise for them. I then went to Preston Park and decided to fly around a little bit. After this I floated towards the seafront and went to the cinema; I got in for free because I could just float through anything. I watched a film.

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  1. Nick Clayton18 September 2018 at 07:55

    Jeez that is some dream Dan. Kinda like the idea of being able to float about to be honest :-)

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