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The Quantum Sausage

Hallucination date - 10th April 2017





It was about 3 in the morning and I’m not sure if I was awake or asleep, but I was in bed talking to the HCA (Healthcare Assistant), as I often did. In fact, I used to talk to him for hours about silly things. This time, I saw a silver sausage-shaped thing floating above my bed. I was scared of it because I thought it was a quantum sausage, and if it touched me I would be sucked into a parallel universe. I was saying to the HCA, “Wheel my bed out of my room please because there’s a quantum sausage in here, and I don’t want it to touch me. Please, please, wheel me out of here!” I knew the bed could be moved in an emergency, which I considered this to be. I could see out of the windows that it was sunny outside and there were gardens with green fields and trees. This is where I wanted to go because I would be safe there - in the confined space of my room the quantum sausage would float into me more easily, whereas outside there was more space to escape. I thought at the time that he moved the bed a bit, but I don’t think actually he did. Especially not for a quantum sausage!




Comments

  1. Unknown16 August 2018 at 11:01

    Can you eat a quantum sausage?

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  2. DannyCool16 August 2018 at 11:07

    Given the malicious nature of this particular quantum sausage I would not advise trying to eat it!

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  3. Nick Clayton18 September 2018 at 08:03

    OMG just burst out loud laughing at this, Dan you can write really well dude, so funny.

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