hallucinations after a cardiac arrest

Hallucination date - 3rd November 2017 I realise this picture is not entirely indicative of the content of this post, but if you can find a better one let me know (you are allowed to use photoshop if you can be bothered). I was working in a Mazda car garage just up the hill from Reigate cinema - on the left as you go down the hill (I’m fully aware this does not exist, but it’s a dream). I was sweeping up the floor outside, and sticking large white letters onto the window. I was trying to simplify the manager’s talk about particles discovered at the LHC (Large Hadron Collider - in Switzerland and France), by writing about it on the window with those letters. In addition, I was attempting to sell a car for £995, which I also wrote on the window. There was also a plant, but it was dead, so I pulled it out of the soil and shook all the soil off the roots. As I woke up, I realised I was listening to a talk about particle physics on the iPad.

Hallucination date - 10th April 2017 It was about 3 in the morning and I’m not sure if I was awake or asleep, but I was in bed talking to the HCA (Healthcare Assistant), as I often did. In fact, I used to talk to him for hours about silly things. This time, I saw a silver sausage-shaped thing floating above my bed. I was scared of it because I thought it was a quantum sausage, and if it touched me I would be sucked into a parallel universe. I was saying to the HCA, “Wheel my bed out of my room please because there’s a quantum sausage in here, and I don’t want it to touch me. Please, please, wheel me out of here!” I knew the bed could be moved in an emergency, which I considered this to be. I could see out of the windows that it was sunny outside and there were gardens with green fields and trees. This is where I wanted to go because I would be safe there - in the confined space of my room the quantum sausage would float into me more easily, whereas outside there was more ...

Hallucination date - 25th May 2018 Inside a neutrino detector in Japan I was driving my car and I parked in the Shell petrol station next to Amex, by Preston Park (I know this is not correct but it’s a dream, so…). I got out, put petrol in my car, and went to the toilet which was outside. After peeing, I washed my hands, but all the water went straight through them. At this point I realised that I was completely made out of neutrinos, which are particles with a very very small mass - maybe zero - and no electric charge. I do realise this is biologically and chemically and physically impossible, but it’s a dream! (If you really want to read more about neutrinos, take a look here ) . I was massless! Instead of opening the door, I just floated through it, and although neutrinos are invisible, somehow you could see me. I deliberately walked into the road and into an oncoming car. They swerved to avoid me, but it was too late, and they ended up just driving straight throug...